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The author of the book: Fred Saberhagen
Edition: Tor Books
Date of issue: May 15th 1989
ISBN: 0812525817
ISBN 13: 9780812525816
Language: English
Format files: PDF
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Honestly, not the worst book I have ever read. But why the fuck would you want to do this??? Why lay a copy of Dracula on the ground, squat over it and spread your ass cheeks wide, and proceed to take a great big stinking shit on top of every single page of Bram Stoker's original brilliantly written story??!!

*SPOILER ALERT* (actually, I'm not spoiling shit for you, cause this book sucks)

Okay, it's the twentieth century and Mina and Jonathan Harker's great grand kids are trapped in a car during a snowstorm and Count Dracula is sitting in the back seat with a tape recorder telling them that they were lied to by their family and that the event's in Dracula were not the correct account of what happened. Basically tells how Dracula was just the misunderstood guy. It makes, although well explained, tall claims about what "really" happened in Dracula. Like, "Oh no, that part where Jonathan Harker said I fed my brides a baby. That wasn't a baby, it was a piglet!". And constantly talks about how he hated Van Helsing, but portrays him as stupid, self righteous and cowardly. He refers to Van Helsing as "The Butcher" throughout the whole book. It's not surprising that these two characters would hate one another, but Van Helsing is portrayed as a careless, sadistic asshole in this...not the wise hero that Stoker meant him to be. Oh, and R. M. Renfield was a rapist. Yeah of course, it was real convinient to say Renfield was a rapist cause he had psychological problems! And therefore he has to be full of shit too then! Also stripping away his heroic and redeeming death in the original.

Even Dracula expert, Leonard Wolf, said "It is a gimmicky fiction whose primary gimmick is is that Dracula is the book's narrator and the fun is supposed to come from the ways in which the characters Stoker invented are made to look lugubrious or silly as they are seen from Dracula's point of view. The trouble is that Saberhagen like many practitioners of vampire fiction who have chosen to depict their vampires as sympathetic figures, leaches the horror from the image of the vampire. The result is that The Dracula Tape, though it is a pleasant enough fiction, is thin."

Yeah, it's like all the other characters are made to be one dimensional cartoon characters...and "Oh, poor Dracula...he was just in love with Mina, that was it! He wasn't evil!". It's not listed in the credits to the movie, but supposedly Fred Saberhagen had a hand in writing the script for Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula. I actually liked that film, but the only thing I didn't like was the Romeo & Juliet/Anne Rice bullshit between Dracula and Mina in there.

Not to speak ill of the dead, but...FUCK YOU, FRED SABERHAGEN FOR WRITING THIS!!!.

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Ebook The Dracula Tape read Online! Fred Saberhagen was an American science fiction and fantasy author most famous for his ''Beserker'' and Dracula stories.

Saberhagen also wrote a series of a series of post-apocalyptic mytho-magical novels beginning with his popular ''Empire of the East'' and continuing through a long series of ''Swords'' and ''Lost Swords'' novels. Saberhagen died of cancer, in Albuquerque, New Mexico

Saberhagen was born in and grew up in the area of Chicago, Illinois. Saberhagen served in the [[U.S. Air Force]] during the Korean War while he was in his early twenties. Back in civilian life, Saberhagen worked as an It was while he was working for Motorola (after his military service) that Saberhagen started writing fiction seriously at the age of about 30. "Fortress Ship", his first "Berserker" short shory, was published in 1963. Then, in 1964, Saberhagen saw the publication of his first novel, ''The Golden People''.

From 1967 to 1973, he worked as an editor for the Chemistry articles in the ''Encyclopædia Britannica'' as well as writing its article on science fiction. He then quit and took up writing full-time. In 1975, he moved to Albuquerque, New Mexico.

He married fellow writer Joan Spicci in 1968. They had two sons and a daughter.

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